Seen in the Sunday edition of the Chicago Sun-Times (August 6, 1989).

A sampling of the new parody of singer Joni Mitchell's Woodstock tune
(By the time we got to Woodstock / we were half a million strong . . ."):

In the 20 years since

Woodstock

I made half a million cash

And if the market doesn't

crash

I'll buy a condo.

We are yuppies

We are boring

And we sit at home and

watch

"thirtysomething."

(Contributed by Laura Oppermann)